Broomstick ride

Banjo-Kazooie fan art.

Humba: OMG!!! We're so high up! D:
Grunty: You having nothing to fear. I won't let you fall, my dear.
Piddle: Fuck you, Humba! *hisses*

Humba/Grunty. Felt like drawing this pairing myself after seeing *DekuOnFire's picture. [link] Hmmm... An indian and a witch?

Humba is either afraid of heights when it comes to riding on broomsticks (no harness or seats to keep you in, unlike riding in a plane), Grunty coming onto her, or the fact that Piddles wants to push her off herself. Yes! Piddles is extremely jealous and doesn't like Humba, and wants to go "Burger and Fries" on her ass right now. [link] You know how territorial cats can be. I also put on the candy corn, pumpkin, and candy at the end of the broom since it's getting near Halloween time, and it's my favorite. (I need to get off my ass and fur the head and sew up the suit for my Trophy Thomas fursuit. But I'm in so much God damn pain right now, from how sore the muscles around the incision that was made in my belly button from yesterday's surgery! D: )

As for how I could see one of the ways this pairing could work. I guess one day Grunty kidnaps Humba, planning on having her make and give blueprints to her for deadly machines like the Hag 1 and such, and use her Shaman magic, too. Of course, Humba constantly refuses to corporate with the witch and continues to call her an old hag despite her now having a young and attractive body. After weeks of keeping Humba captive, Grunty starts to grow an attraction towards the girl and her feisty attitude. Even to the point where she starts treating Humba a little better and takes the shackles off of her when in her cell.

Not wanting to potentially turn the situation into some case of Stockholm Syndrome or end up creating further trouble toward her enemies that Humba is affiliated, by acting out her fantasies on the girl- Grunty does probably the only decent thing ever in her life and let's Humba go, and plays it off as frustration from Humba not cooperating instead of the attraction she's grown towards her. Humba herself finds it very off of Gruntilda to do something like that, since it's well, you know, Gruntilda. But Humba sure as Hell wasn't going to question the witch's actions and left... But it all made sense for Humba the next night, though, as Grunty came to her shop and flirted with her.

Now as for how Gruntilda got hot all of a sudden and isn't a head in a fish tank anymore. Super, hardcore cosmetic surgery, maybe? Maybe she got an android body now? Or maybe she found some spell that she missed that could make her young and skinny, again?

Gruntilda, Humba Wumba, Piddles(C) Rare.